Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Thibodeaux wakes Boudreaux and says, "Boudreaux look
towards sky, what you see?"

Boudreaux replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Thibodeaux?"

"You dumber then gator shit. Some one stole tent."